Jokes :)

365days a year, its a short time for me to learn to many things and to discover new things. Have you ever ask your self WHY? you walk to speed with the time and sometimes you walk to slow! , in the the process walking through time there's to many things happen even you realize it or not, but at the end it still 365days a year.
So i always carried this two formula plan A&B mean;

A. Another new day of Adventure
B. Be ready and be Happy 

In others words if my plan A&B doesn't working there's still a PLAN > C, D, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,  P, Q, R, S, V, W, X, Y, Z.

Some people thought time of our Life are shorter and others very long : the Fact it's nothing to do with time!
Everyone only had one Life on earth. "Born once" and "Die Once "
No one ever own the TIME. Only we human who comes and goes. About our  Life specially on Earth is belong to us. So make useful of it and remember what happen PLEASE do have Faith that GOD does exist!
God does created to many things beautiful, start like U and ME. with our unique brain let us go discover the Adventure and be Proud of your self what every we do :) 
And when i said God created good things and beautiful > it's only Us human makes the good=bad/ beautiful=ugly!

Okey, not all day a beautiful good day!  but there's nothing wrong to make that "Not good day" a interesting one. The skills to makes you feel more better about your "Not good day" i never called it a "Bad day".

Lets cheer our self with a little ALPHABET Jokes;

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Question<> Answer
1. After the Alien left the earth with their spaceship how many alphabet left behind? 
    After ET left the earth with their space ship UFO =all 21 alphabet cry :)

2. Name the famous Alien on earth?
   famous alien 'ET'.

3.What the name of the famous space ship?
   famous space ship 'UFO'.

4.Why is "U" the happiest letter?
   because it is in the middle of  'fUn'.

5.In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
   it can make her 'heAr'

6.Why is the letter "T' like an Island? 
   because it is in the middle of the waTer.

7.That four letters frighten a thief? 
   O.I.C.U (oh I see you)

8.What letter is a vegetable?
   P (pea)

9.What letter is a drink?
   T (tea)

10.What letter is a part of the head?
    I (eye)

11.What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
    B (bee)










Thanks "Start your day with a SMILE"

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